These 5 cards will help you with one or two birthdays and saving face with mom and dad. If you’re insensitive you can use the “big whoop” for a new baby or a dumb wedding or something. Hope no-one dies or does something nice for you, because there are no sympathy or thank-you cards. No Valentines either - but then, it’s a stupid “holiday” anyway.

all cards are blank inside | 4.25 x 5.5 | heavy white stock | full color | A2 envelope* | printed in Vancouver Canada

Once you hit “add to cart” you will be prompted to fill out a form with your and your recipient’s info (as long as they live in Canada). We’ll do the writing and posting for you.

*envelopes are yellow. holiday and valentine cards come with black envelopes.